January 2012
436 posts
Men I find attractive are always:
obsessedfool:
naginny-weasley:
Too old
Dead
With someone else
In another country
Not attracted to me
Celebrities
Fictional
all of the above
gay
mirror: you're ugly
photos: you're ugly
tumblr: you're ugly
friends: you're ugly
me: maybe, im ugly...
jason derulo: jason derulo
parents: get off the computer
me: excuse me, i'm a professional blogger have more respect
Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Body: Lol time for itches.
Person I like: Hey
Reblog if you have a beautiful penis.
haha xD
During Math Test
Me: ok i can do this.
Me: Wait how do you do this?
Me: Omg did i even learn this?
Me: How the fuck are you suppose to know this?
Me: Ugh what time is it?
Me: Im hungry.
Me: I probably should've studied.
Me: What the fuck.
Me: It would be funny if someone passed out.
Me: I hate everyone here.
Me: Why do my hands look so weird?
Me: I wonder if she's a virgin?
Me: I wonder if he's a virgin?
Me: UGH why wont anyone let me cheat off their paper?
Me: I hate this class room. Its too green.